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Time is Relative!

The young CNA (Certified Nursing Assistant) was in the breakroom enjoying a cold soda with crushed ice when she heard her name over the intercom.
 
"Lori Porter, please come to the front office!" squeaked out of the overhead speakers.
 
"Oh jheez; what now?" thought Lori as she swallowed a swig of her soda and turned to a co-worker, an older nurse eating a Lean Cuisine. "Every time I turn around they are telling me I did something wrong!"
 
The nurse, a fifteen year veteran at the center asked; "Lori, how long have you been here?"
 
Lori said, "honey, I have been here six months and it has been the longest six months of my life!"   (more…)

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